You sure you ain't fell down and bumped your coco?
I think my intense hatred for winter comes from dairy farming up here for many years. There are sooooooooo many things that go wrong in the cold on a farm I could write a book about all the stories I have about it, from silos freezing up, but only on the north side so the silage inside creates a ramp eventually so high that the unloader can't climb it anymore to tractors being plugged in, inside the haymow with doors shut and cows under for heat, and starting right up in the morning but oil light not going out because the oil was frozen in the bottom of the pan! I had to lie on my back under the pan with a heat gun for 10 minutes or so to thaw it out so it'd draw oil up the pickup! Then every day after milking (2x a day) the cows would need letting in from the barnyard, so half the barn would freeze and you have 50 cows going crazy because they're really thirsty after milking and the watering buckets' buttons are all froze up, so at the end of chores morning and night you got to go along with a bucket of hot water and a cup to thaw them out. Added 15 to 45 minutes to choretime twice a day.
How about broken barn cleaner chains because the paddles are frozen in the gutter? And frozen manure spreaders that won't open the door to spread? And huge frozen chunks of brewer's grain and haylage that needs breaking up before it can be used for TMR? On and on it goes.
I think I hate winter because I very rarely ever got to play in it - it was always work - hard work - and it wasn't any fun.
Ahhhh, the not so good old days... but it was kinda fun taking a trip down memory lane and remembering back when times were much simpler and there was a lot better "feel" to my home areas.