Maybe we can get them to buy us all a new saw mill.
It could be part of economic growth, recycling, fire threat reduction just to mention a few. And then if they'd build a rail line to the mill it could hit at energy use reduction and job creation.
And if you'd hire just one illegal alien could persuade someone we were into reduction of gang violence and persistant poverty to wage subsidies.
"No man's life, liberty, or property are safe while the legislature is in session. "
-- Mark Twain (1866)
"It could probably be shown by facts and figures that there is no distinctly native American criminal class except Congress."
-- Mark Twain, 1894
Suppose you were an idiot. And suppose you were a member of Congress...But then I repeat myself.
- Mark Twain