My latest project, workshop and mill house, may also double as a "grumpy old men" clubhouse. My right hand man, and carpenter in charge, has proposed turning the building into a "church house" of sort. After cutting the rafters to make the 12/12 roof, we decided the building would probably look more like a church than a work shop... and that's where the mania began. We are going to hang a sign over the front door that reads, "Society of the Old Ass, Bad Mamma Jammas".
I have several "Asshole" friends, all fitting into the old school, despicable, grumpy, tired of the bullshit, worn out, broke up, under appreciated, gun toting, second amendment loving, ultra conservative, blasphemed, unable to cave in to the snowflake children, crowd. We need a place to gather, shoot off a few rounds, bitch/moan/complain, drink an adult beverage, mill/shape/destroy a few logs, and generally raise all the hell an elderly bastard can handle. We will certainly elect a "Grand Wood Wizard" (leader of the mob and keeper of the faith), "Vice Grand Wizard" (in case Grand Wood Wizard turns liberal), a "Sergeant at arms" (we do tend to get a little rowdy), and of course a "Keeper of the Holy Fluids" (the guy who makes the local shine, a really fine gentleman). We won't be handling serpents, or preaching forgiveness, but we may be drinking some poisonous liquids, from time to time.
I'm not sure if we can get a IRS tax exemption, but we do intend to try.... (just kidding, we don't want to end up on the FBI hit list)... I will post the pictures as soon as it is complete, but we are having some trouble finding the stripper pole, and juke box. A wooden stripper pole was considered, but it may require a "Grand Medical Wizard", and even with "Obama Care", we can't cover the cost. All the wood and roofing metal have been secured and paid for, although we do need some start up money for the unwed mothers who would like to attend. Providing charity and guidance to the local community is clearly stated in our "Covenant of Faith".
If interested in coming to one of our social gatherings, a back ground check may be in order. If you voted for Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders or any other liberal shit bag, you probably wouldn't enjoy the Sunday Service. Just giving a fair warning... we are a grumpy bunch of disgruntled old bastards, and intend to enjoy every damn minute of it!
Pictures will be coming soon...hopefully before Christmas.