HEY! I like sawdust too!
Or as my step father once put it, "I guess I know what a board is for!"
As the story goes, he was a couple of years from retirement having worked his entire life in the timber industry.
Willammette Industries hired a pencil-neck that took all of the guys in one day and handed them a test to assess what they knew.
Amos picked up the pencil, went to the last page where you signed your name, and wrote:
I guess I know what a board is forThen he signed his name and they never bothered him again.